Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: establishedin81)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i have seen the depths of hell
i hate me for wanting you so badly
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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do she got the booty?
she dooooooooooo
Mom says get off of the internet.
“Excuuuuuse me?”
(Source: paulinhacunha)
